OK, so that's along time. I must have been in a time warp but I decided I would shake the rust off of my keyboard and potty train my carnivorous raspberry bushes outside. Now that I'm a free agent (thanks, Wall Street!) I may just work on starting up my multinational macrame empire.
Back later.
Back later.
11-28-08 6:59pm
Can you believe this? Some poor guy at a Walmart got trampled to death this morning when they opened the doors! Omigawd! How do you tell his family that?? My brother said he'd rather be found dead, in a cheap, gay hotel with a candleabra up his tookus than die like that. I didn't even know my brother liked candleabras!
Maybe I'll write a poem about it, maybe not. It just seems to me that it is a sorry comment on what kind of a civilization we are when people continue to shop while the paramedics are still trying to jump start a person who's dying in the entry way of the store because the dumb shoppers trampled him!
If this broadcast hits another star system in a few hundred years they (the little green people) will conclude that our whole species was suffering from some dreadful brain virus, and quarantine the whole solar system.
Later Babe
Can you believe this? Some poor guy at a Walmart got trampled to death this morning when they opened the doors! Omigawd! How do you tell his family that?? My brother said he'd rather be found dead, in a cheap, gay hotel with a candleabra up his tookus than die like that. I didn't even know my brother liked candleabras!
Maybe I'll write a poem about it, maybe not. It just seems to me that it is a sorry comment on what kind of a civilization we are when people continue to shop while the paramedics are still trying to jump start a person who's dying in the entry way of the store because the dumb shoppers trampled him!
If this broadcast hits another star system in a few hundred years they (the little green people) will conclude that our whole species was suffering from some dreadful brain virus, and quarantine the whole solar system.
Later Babe
